{"id":23407,"date":"2026-07-20T17:39:27","date_gmt":"2026-07-20T17:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23407"},"modified":"2026-07-20T17:39:27","modified_gmt":"2026-07-20T17:39:27","slug":"the-ink-has-dried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23407","title":{"rendered":"The Ink Has Dried"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4809-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4809-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4809.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nA husband and wife came up with a secret code word so their 5-year-old daughter wouldn\u2019t realize when they wanted some intimate adult time. They cleverly decided to call it \u201cusing the typewriter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One evening, the husband felt romantic and told his daughter, \u201cSweetie, go tell Mommy that Daddy really needs to type a letter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The little girl ran to her mother with the message. The mom smiled and replied, \u201cGo tell your daddy he can\u2019t type right now\u2026 there\u2019s a red ribbon in the typewriter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, the mom was finally ready. She called her daughter over and said, \u201cGo tell Daddy he can come type that letter now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The little girl ran to her dad, delivered the news, and quickly trotted back to her mother with his response:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaddy said never mind\u2026 he already wrote the letter by hand.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife came up with a secret code word so their 5-year-old daughter wouldn\u2019t realize when they wanted some intimate adult time. They cleverly decided&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23408,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23409,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23407\/revisions\/23409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}