One morning, a man was out jogging when he noticed two tennis balls lying near the side of the road.<\/p>\n
He slowed down, picked them up, and placed them inside the pockets of his running shorts before continuing on his way.<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, he stopped at a crosswalk and waited for the traffic light to change.<\/p>\n
Standing beside him was a beautiful blonde woman who kept glancing at the noticeable bulges in his shorts.<\/p>\n
After a moment, she smiled and asked:<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me, but what are those big bulges in your running shorts?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man smiled back and replied casually:<\/p>\n
\u201cTennis balls.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde\u2019s expression immediately changed. She looked shocked and genuinely concerned.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow,\u201d she said, shaking her head sympathetically. \u201cThat must hurt.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she added:<\/p>\n
\u201cI once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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