{"id":23501,"date":"2026-07-25T15:15:12","date_gmt":"2026-07-25T15:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23501"},"modified":"2026-07-25T15:15:12","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T15:15:12","slug":"an-old-man-wants-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23501","title":{"rendered":"An Old Man Wants A Job."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4879-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4879-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4879-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4879-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4879.jpeg 948w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nAn old man wants a job, but the foreman won\u2019t hire him until he passes a little maths test.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHere is your first question.\u201d The foreman says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWithout using numbers, represent the number nine?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWithout numbers?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man says. \u201cThat\u2019s easy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And he proceeds to draw three trees.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is this?\u201d asks the boss.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t have a brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.\u201d Says the old man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFair enough.\u201d Says the boss.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHere is your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree, and hands it back.<\/p>\n<p>The boss scratches his head and says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow on earth do you get that to represent 99?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEach of the trees is dirty now. So it\u2019s a dirty tree plus a dirty tree plus a dirty tree. It\u2019s 99.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, last question. Again, the same rules, but represent the number 100?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man stares into space again; Then he picks up the picture, makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and hands it back.<\/p>\n<p>The boss looks at the picture of the man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA little dog came along and pooped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, which makes 100.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man wants a job, but the foreman won\u2019t hire him until he passes a little maths test. \u201cHere is your first question.\u201d The foreman says&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23503,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23504,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23501\/revisions\/23504"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}