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\nA guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table.<\/p>\n
\nA guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table.<\/p>\n
He says to the bartender, \u201cA round on me for everyone here\u2014except for that old guy over there.\u201d<\/p>\n
As the drinks are handed out, he looks over at the old man with a smug grin.<\/p>\n
To his surprise, the old man nods and smiles warmly back.<\/p>\n
Confused, the guy orders another round for everyone\u2014again, except for the old man\u2014and this time, he insists on only the top-shelf stuff.<\/p>\n
Yet again, the old man smiles, even bigger than before.<\/p>\n
Frustrated, the guy turns to the bartender and asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s with that guy? Is he clueless or what?\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender chuckles and replies, \u201cOh no, sir. That gentleman happens to be my boss\u2026 and the owner of the bar.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
One Day, A Drunk Walked Into In Bar<\/p>\n
One day, a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.<\/p>\n
He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender.<\/p>\n
The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, \u201cWhy did you do that?\u201d<\/p>\n
The drunk said very apologetically, \u201cI am so very sorry sir.
\nPlease forgive me.<\/p>\n
I can\u2019t help it.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s an illness I can\u2019t get rid of. I am so ashamed of it.<\/p>\n
How can I make it up to you?\u201d The bartender answered, \u201cHaven\u2019t you seen anyone about this problem?\u201d<\/p>\n
The drunk replied, \u201cI never thought of that.<\/p>\n
Maybe I will.\u201d The bartender said, \u201cDon\u2019t come back until you do get help,\u201d and the drunk left.<\/p>\n
About three months later, the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender.<\/p>\n
The bartender shouted, \u201cI thought I told you not to come back until you got help!\u201d<\/p>\n
The drunk replied, \u201cI did. Now I don\u2019t feel ashamed.\u201d<\/p>\n
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