My wife made me a doctor\u2019s appointment because she insisted I\u2019d been talking in my sleep every night.<\/p>\n
At the appointment, she asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cSo, Doctor\u2026 what\u2019s wrong with him?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor smiled and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cNothing unusual. I see this all the time with married couples.\u201d<\/p>\n
My wife looked relieved.<\/p>\n
Then the doctor added,<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s talking so much in his sleep\u2026 because you don\u2019t let him talk during the day!\u201d<\/p>\n
The look on her face was worth the appointment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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