{"id":23653,"date":"2026-07-29T23:20:40","date_gmt":"2026-07-29T23:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23653"},"modified":"2026-07-29T23:20:40","modified_gmt":"2026-07-29T23:20:40","slug":"a-blind-man-went-to-a-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23653","title":{"rendered":"A blind man went to a restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4946-179x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"179\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4946-179x300.webp 179w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4946.webp 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 179px) 100vw, 179px\" \/><br \/>\n\u201cUnbelievable!\u201d thought the owner.<\/p>\n<p>The blind man ate and left.<\/p>\n<p>2 weeks later the blind man returned.<\/p>\n<p>The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was  cooking and said, \u201cDo me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!!\u201d which she did!<\/p>\n<p>He then goes to the man and gives him the fork.<\/p>\n<p>The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says, \u201cOh, interesting! I never knew Brenda worked here!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cUnbelievable!\u201d thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23654,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23655,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23653\/revisions\/23655"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}