Three Scots and three Irishmen were headed to a conference by train.<\/p>\n
At the station, the Irishmen each buy a ticket, while the Scots only buy one.
\n\u201cHow are three of you going to ride on just one ticket?\u201d asks an Irishman.
\n\u201cWatch and learn,\u201d replies a Scot.<\/p>\n
On the train, the Scots all cram into a bathroom. When the conductor knocks, a hand slips out with one ticket. He takes it and moves on. The Irishmen are amazed.<\/p>\n
On the way back, the Irishmen copy the trick and buy just one ticket. But this time, the Scots don\u2019t buy any tickets at all.
\n\u201cHow will you ride without a ticket?\u201d asks an Irishman.
\n\u201cWatch and learn,\u201d says the Scot.<\/p>\n
Once on board, the Irishmen squeeze into a bathroom. The Scots go into another one nearby. Then one Scot slips out, walks over to the Irishmen\u2019s door, knocks, and says:
\n\u201cTicket, please.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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