After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications.<\/p>\n
As he looked through them, his eyes suddenly widened.
\n\u201cMrs. Smith\u2026 did you realize you have a prescription for birth control pills?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d she said calmly. \u201cThey help me sleep at night.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d he replied, \u201cthere is absolutely nothing in these that could help you sleep!\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandma leaned over, patted his knee, and said,
\n\u201cI know that, dear. But every morning, I grind one up and stir it into the orange juice my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks\u2026 and believe me \u2014 I sleep just fine.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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