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\nA man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.<\/p>\n
\nA man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.<\/p>\n
As soon as the waiter brought the soup, he started yelling at the waiter, asking him to taste the tomato soup.<\/p>\n
The waiter says, \u201cSorry, sir, we are not allowed to do this. I will bring you another one.\u201d<\/p>\n
He still kept yelling at him and asking him to taste the soup.<\/p>\n
The waiter was nervous now, so he said to the man, \u201cI\u2019ll call the manager.\u201d<\/p>\n
As soon as the manager arrives, he starts yelling at him and asks him to taste the soup.<\/p>\n
The manager apologizes and immediately says it\u2019s not in their policy, and he asks the waiter to bring another one.<\/p>\n
But the man wouldn\u2019t stop asking the manager to taste the soup.<\/p>\n
Finally, the manager gives up and says, \u201cOkay. I\u2019ll taste the soup. Please give me the spoon.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man says, \u201cExactly.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!<\/p>\n
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant<\/p>\n
Two old Jewish men, Abe and Sid, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.<\/p>\n
Abe asks Sid, \u201cDo you know if any people of our ancestry were born and raised in Mexico?\u201d<\/p>\n
Sid replies, \u201cI don\u2019t know, let\u2019s ask our waiter.\u201d<\/p>\n
When the waiter arrives, Sid asks, \u201cAre there any Mexican Jews in the restaurant?\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter says, \u201cI don\u2019t know senor, I\u2019ll ask the cooks.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a few minutes, he returns from the kitchen and says, \u201cNo senor, the cook says no Mexican Jews.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sid is not satisfied and asks, \u201cAre you sure?\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter, who realizes that he is dealing with \u201cGringos\u201d replies, \u201cI will check one more time, senor,\u201d and goes back into the kitchen.<\/p>\n
While the waiter is away, Abe says, \u201cI find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter returns and says, \u201cSe\u00f1or, Chief Manuel, says there are no Mexican Jews.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you sure?\u201d Sid asks again. \u201cI just can\u2019t believe there are no Mexican Jews!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSe\u00f1or, I will ask EVERYONE,\u201d the waiter answers angrily.<\/p>\n
\u201cAll we have are Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!<\/p>\n
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