{"id":23775,"date":"2026-08-06T00:29:02","date_gmt":"2026-08-06T00:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23775"},"modified":"2026-08-06T00:29:02","modified_gmt":"2026-08-06T00:29:02","slug":"a-couple-of-old-ladies-were-sitting-on-a-patio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23775","title":{"rendered":"A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nA couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren.<\/p>\n

\u201cI send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my grandchildren,\u201d complains one, \u201cand still they barely visit me!\u201d<\/p>\n

The second old lady said, \u201cOh, I also send checks to my grandchildren, and they visit me all the time!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou are so fortunate to have more grateful grandchildren than my own,\u201d said the first one sadly.<\/p>\n

The second old lady smiled: \u201cNo, my grandchildren are about as grateful as yours.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSo what do YOU do different? Are your checks bigger than mine?\u201d Asked the first one, surprised.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo,\u201d chuckled the other old lady, \u201cI just don\u2019t sign mine.\u201d<\/p>\n

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table
\nThree old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old.<\/p>\n

The first one said, \u201cSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can\u2019t remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n

The second lady says, \u201cYes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can\u2019t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.\u201d<\/p>\n

The third one says, \u201d Well, ladies, I\u2019m glad I don\u2019t have any of those problems, knock on wood.\u201d<\/p>\n

As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said, \u201cThat must be the door\u2026 I\u2019ll get it!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

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