Two blondes are in heaven. One asks the other, \u201cHow did you die? \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cI froze to death, \u201d says the second.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s awful, \u201csays the first blonde. How does it feel to freeze to death? \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s very uncomfortable at first,\u201d says the second blonde. \u201cYou are very cold and eventually you\u2019re muscles get numb and you freeze to death. It\u2019s sort of calming. How did you die? \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, \u201d says the first blonde, \u201d I had a heart attack. You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me. I came home unexpectedly and went upstairs to find him on the bed naked. I checked the basement, but no one was there. I ran up to the second floor and checked every room, but no one was there. I ran all the way to the attic, but I had a massive heart attack and I died.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWow, \u201d says the second blonde, \u201cIf you checked the freezer we would both be alive.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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