Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.<\/p>\n
As they stood at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter came up to them and said, \u201cYou will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around Heaven.<\/p>\n
You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly.\u201d<\/p>\n
St. Peter looked at Charlie and said, \u201cYou, Charlie, were a bad man.<\/p>\n
You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge.\u201d<\/p>\n
Next, St. Peter looked at Mason and said, \u201cYou were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times.<\/p>\n
For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon.\u201d<\/p>\n
St. Peter finally looked at Buck, and said, \u201cYou, Buck, have set a fine example.<\/p>\n
You did not have s*x until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife!<\/p>\n
For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.\u201d<\/p>\n
A short time later, Mason and Buck pulled up in their cars next to Buck\u2019s Ferrari, and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, Buck?\u201d they asked. \u201cYou got a Ferrari! You\u2019re set forever!<\/p>\n
Why so down?\u201d<\/p>\n
Buck looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried,<\/p>\n
\u201cI just saw my wife go by on a skateboard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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