Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City.<\/p>\n
The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, and the blonde team rides on the top level.<\/p>\n
The brunette team, down below is having a great time until one of them realizes she doesn\u2019t hear anything from the blondes upstairs, and she decides to investigate.<\/p>\n
When the brunette reaches the top, she finds the Blondes team staring straight ahead at the road, frozen in fear, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat is going on up here?\u201d asked the brunette. \u201cWe\u2019re having a great time downstairs!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah\u201d, screams a terrified blonde, \u201cBut you\u2019ve got a driver!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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