A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up.<\/p>\n
The nurse starts with certain basic items.<\/p>\n
\u2018How much do you weigh?\u2019 she asks<\/p>\n
\u2018Eight and a half stone,\u2019 the woman says.<\/p>\n
The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stone<\/p>\n
The nurse asks, \u2018Your height?\u2019 \u20185 foot 8 !!!\u2019, she says.<\/p>\n
The nurse checks and says that she only measures 5\u2032 2\u2032.<\/p>\n
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman that it is very high.<\/p>\n
\u2018Of course it\u2019s HIGH !!!\u2019 the woman screams, \u2018When I came in here I was tall and slender\u2026<\/p>\n
Now I\u2019m short and fat !!!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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