Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.<\/p>\n
A nurse approaches the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of twins.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s odd,\u201d answers the man. \u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins!\u201d<\/p>\n
A nurse then yells the second man, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of triplets!\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s weird,\u201d answers the second man. \u201cI work for the 3M company!\u201d<\/p>\n
A nurse goes up to the third man saying, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of quadruplets.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s strange,\u201d he answers. \u201cI work for the Four Seasons hotel!\u201d<\/p>\n
The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d the others ask. \u201cI work for 7 Up!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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