There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.<\/p>\n
One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.<\/p>\n
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.<\/p>\n
She stopped and called the sheep herder over.<\/p>\n
\u201cTell you what<\/p>\n
I have a proposition for you,\u201d said the woman.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSure,\u201d said the sheep herder.<\/p>\n
So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied \u201c382\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow!\u201d said the herder.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat is exactly right.<\/p>\n
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.<\/p>\n
Then, the herder said, \u201cOkay, now I have a proposition for you\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat is it?\u201d queried the woman.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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