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\nThey Went Back to the Fence for Old Times\u2019 Sake\u2026<\/p>\n
\nThey Went Back to the Fence for Old Times\u2019 Sake\u2026<\/p>\n
The old man leans over to his wife and says:<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you remember our first time, over sixty years ago? It was behind this very pub! You held onto the fence and I did it to you from behind\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d she says, \u201cI remember it well.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d he says, \u201chow about we go back there and repeat it exactly the same way for the sake of good old times?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, you old rascal, you\u2019re something else\u2026 but whatever.\u201d<\/p>\n
A policeman sitting at the next table overhears the conversation and can\u2019t help but smirk. \u201cI have to see this,\u201d he thinks. \u201cThose two old people at it by the fence. I\u2019ll just keep an eye on things so they don\u2019t get into trouble\u2026\u201d So he secretly follows them.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, the two bre@k into the wildest s*x the policeman has ever seen. The old man thru-sts at an incr-edible speed, both mo@ning and p@nting. After 10 minutes, they finally collapse on the floor, sweating profusely.<\/p>\n
The policeman is completely baffled and believes he may have learned something new about life, age, and love.<\/p>\n
After a short time, the old couple gets up and p-uts their cl0thes back on.<\/p>\n
The policeman thinks to himself: \u201cThat was truly amazing\u2026 I simply have to ask what her secret is.\u201d<\/p>\n
He approaches her and says, \u201cExcuse me, but I\u2019ve been watching you\u2026 that was really something special. You must have had a fantastic s*x life. Do you perhaps have some kind of secret?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man answers, trembling and completely out of breath:<\/p>\n
\u201cSixty years ago, this was not an electric fence.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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