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\nHe Finally Told Her His Name\u2026 Big Mistake!<\/p>\n
\nHe Finally Told Her His Name\u2026 Big Mistake!<\/p>\n
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat.<\/p>\n
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.<\/p>\n
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.<\/p>\n
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.<\/p>\n
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, \u2018Business trip or pleasure?<\/p>\n
She turned, smiled and said,<\/p>\n
\u2018Business. I\u2019m going to the Annual Nymphom@niacs of America C0nventi0n in Boston\u2019.<\/p>\n
He swallowed hard.<\/p>\n
Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphom@niacs.<\/p>\n
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,<\/p>\n
\u2018What\u2019s your business role at this convention?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Lecturer,\u2019 she responded.<\/p>\n
\u2018 I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about s*xuality.<\/p>\n
\u2018 Really?\u2019 he said. \u2018And what kind of myths are there?<\/p>\n
\u2018Well, she explained, \u2018one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-end0-wed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.<\/p>\n
\u2018Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best l0-vers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.<\/p>\n
\u2018I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck\u2019.<\/p>\n
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.<\/p>\n
\u2018I\u2019m sorry,\u2019 she said,<\/p>\n
\u2018I shouldn\u2019t really be discussing all of this with you. I don\u2019t even know your name.<\/p>\n
\u2018Tonto\u2019, the man said,<\/p>\n
\u2018Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba\u2019.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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