{"id":23973,"date":"2026-08-17T18:36:11","date_gmt":"2026-08-17T18:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23973"},"modified":"2026-08-17T18:36:11","modified_gmt":"2026-08-17T18:36:11","slug":"video-an-ugly-suit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23973","title":{"rendered":"Video: An ugly suit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the manager of a men\u2019s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk\u2019s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGuess what, sir?\u201d the clerk said<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we\u2019ve had for so long!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you mean that repulsive, pink-and-blue, double-breasted thing?!\u201d the manager asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s the one!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s great!\u201d the manager cried, \u201cI thought we\u2019d never get rid of that monstrosity!<\/p>\n<p>That had to be the ugliest suit we\u2019ve ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh,\u201d the clerk replied, \u201cafter I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the manager of a men\u2019s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk\u2019s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23974,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23975,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23973\/revisions\/23975"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}