A man was sitting next to a mother who was trying to feed her baby on a crowded bus.<\/p>\n
The baby refused to eat.<\/p>\n
The mother sighed and said, \u201cIf you don\u2019t eat, I\u2019ll give it to the man sitting next to me!\u201d<\/p>\n
The baby still refused.<\/p>\n
Twenty minutes later, the mother repeated the same warning.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you don\u2019t eat, I\u2019m giving it to him!\u201d<\/p>\n
The baby stubbornly refused again.<\/p>\n
Finally, the man leaned over and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMa\u2019am, you\u2019d better make up your mind!\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother looked confused.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cI was supposed to get off six stops ago!\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
The baby just kept eating nothing\u2026<\/p>\n
And the man realized he\u2019d been trapped in the world\u2019s longest negotiation!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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