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\nAunt Cora Took the Doctor\u2019s Question Literally<\/p>\n
\nAunt Cora Took the Doctor\u2019s Question Literally<\/p>\n
Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s terrible,\u201d she said to the doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cI haven\u2019t moved my bowels in more than a week.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI see. Have you done anything about it?\u201d asked the doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, yes,\u201d Aunt Cora replied,<\/p>\n
I sit in the bathroom for a good half of an hour in the morning and then again at night.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d the doctor said,<\/p>\n
\u201cI mean do you take anything?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I do.\u201d she answered,<\/p>\n
\u201cI take a magazine.\u201d<\/p>\n
Read more\u2026<\/p>\n
Senior Moment Strikes Again<\/p>\n
They weren\u2019t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I had to leave them in the car.
\nFrantically, I headed for the parking lot.
\nMy husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car\u2019s ignition. He\u2019s afraid that the car could be st0len.
\nAs I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.
\nI gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been st0len.
\nThen, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: \u201cI left my keys in the car and it\u2019s been st0len.\u201d There was a moment of silence.
\nI thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. \u201cAre you kidding me?\u201d he barked, \u201cI dropped you off!\u201d
\nNow it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, \u201cWell, come and get me.
\n\u201d He retorted, \u201cI will; just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn\u2019t ste@l your d@mn car!\u201d
\nWelcome to the GOLDEN YEARS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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