{"id":24016,"date":"2026-08-20T19:00:25","date_gmt":"2026-08-20T19:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24016"},"modified":"2026-08-20T19:00:25","modified_gmt":"2026-08-20T19:00:25","slug":"they-finally-realized-what-she-was-saying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24016","title":{"rendered":"They Finally Realized What She Was Saying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5264-167x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24017\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5264-167x300.jpeg 167w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5264-572x1024.jpeg 572w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5264.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><br \/>\nThey Finally Realized What She Was Saying<\/p>\n<p>Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.<\/p>\n<p>They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.<\/p>\n<p>As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived,<\/p>\n<p>all the old lady would say as she stroked the officers arm is, \u201cYou\u2019re Passion@te.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, \u201cYou\u2019re Passion@te.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven\u2019t told us where you live!\u201d<br \/>\nShe replied, \u201cI keep trying to tell you, you\u2019re passin it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They Finally Realized What She Was Saying Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24017,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24016"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24018,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24016\/revisions\/24018"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}