{"id":24033,"date":"2026-08-22T19:35:42","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T19:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24033"},"modified":"2026-08-22T19:35:42","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T19:35:42","slug":"the-officer-was-ready-to-hear-an-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24033","title":{"rendered":"The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5402-167x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24034\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5402-167x300.jpeg 167w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5402-572x1024.jpeg 572w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5402.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><br \/>\nThe Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse<\/p>\n<p>An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles\/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him.<\/p>\n<p>So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150, then 180.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly he slows down and thinks:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m too old for this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He pulls over and waits for the police to catch up.<\/p>\n<p>The officer gets out of the car and as he\u2019s heading to the old man, he says:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir, my shift is ending in 10 minutes. Today\u2019s Friday and I\u2019m leaving this weekend with my family. If you give me a very good reason that I\u2019ve never heard before, I\u2019ll let you go\u201d<\/p>\n<p>old man looks at him, thinks very hard and says:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYears ago, my wife ran away with a policeman and when I saw you chasing me I thought you\u2019re bringing her back\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA good day to you sir\u201d \u2013 said the policeman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles\/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24034,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24035,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033\/revisions\/24035"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}