{"id":24042,"date":"2026-08-24T13:12:02","date_gmt":"2026-08-24T13:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24042"},"modified":"2026-08-24T13:12:02","modified_gmt":"2026-08-24T13:12:02","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-get-up-on-sunday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24042","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5411-167x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24043\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5411-167x300.webp 167w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5411-572x1024.webp 572w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5411.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><br \/>\nA husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.<\/p>\n<p>After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn\u2019t dressed for church.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSimple. I\u2019m not going.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I\u2019ll give you three pretty good reasons why I\u2019m not going.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, the church is cold in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s just cold. Second, no one there likes me.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone is always talking about me behind my back.<\/p>\n<p>And third, most important of all, I just don\u2019t feel like going!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I\u2019ll give you three pretty good reasons why you ARE going.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, the church isn\u2019t cold in the morning; it\u2019s warm.<\/p>\n<p>Second, I think, or I\u2019m pretty sure, that there are some people there who do like you, and third you\u2019re the minister, so get dressed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn\u2019t dressed for church. \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24043,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24044,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24042\/revisions\/24044"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}