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\nThe Lion Had No Idea What He Was Getting Into \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n
\nThe Lion Had No Idea What He Was Getting Into \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.<\/p>\n
One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone.<\/p>\n
In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there\u2019s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion!<\/p>\n
\u201cQuick, darling,\u201d the wife shouts frantically, \u201cDo something!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, no,\u201d the husband says,\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cThat lion got himself into this mess,\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLet him get himself out!\u201d<\/p>\n
Read more\u2026<\/p>\n
A guy got chatting to a hot girl in a club.<\/p>\n
\u201cCan I buy you a drink?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
Have you not got a girlfriend?\u201d she replied. \u201cGuys like you always have girlfriends.\u201d<\/p>\n
He looked downcast, \u201cNo, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh I\u2019m sorry to hear that,\u201d she said. \u201cAlright then, I\u2019ll have a white wine please.\u201d<\/p>\n
One glass of wine led to a second.<\/p>\n
A few drinks later, after a kiss and a cuddle, they headed off back to her place and, as it goes, one thing led to another.<\/p>\n
While he was putting his clothes back on, she said,<\/p>\n
\u201cSo, you\u2019re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n
He replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife found out.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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