In the hospital, a pretty young woman waits on her gurney in the hallway to be taken to the operating room. She is somewhat nervous, especially as time passes and nothing happens.<\/p>\n
A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts the cloth covering her, and looks at her n@ked b0dy. Then he covers her again, goes to some other men in white coats, and discusses something with them.<\/p>\n
Shortly afterwards, a second man in a white coat arrives, also lifts the cloth, looks at it thoroughly \u2013 and leaves again.<\/p>\n
When a third man in a white coat finally appears, lifts the cloth and examines her closely, the young woman loses her patience:<\/p>\n
\u201cAll these tests are all well and good\u2026 but when are you finally going to operate on me?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man in the white coat shrugs:<\/p>\n
\u201cNo idea\u2026 we\u2019re just painting the hallway here!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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