An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He\u2019s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A\/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.<\/p>\n
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.<\/p>\n
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.<\/p>\n
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what\u2019s going on?<\/p>\n
The Devil replies, \u201cThings are great down here since you sent us that engineer.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?? An engineer? I didn\u2019t send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Devil responds, \u201cNo way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy.\u201d<\/p>\n
God demands, \u201cIf you don\u2019t send him to me immediately, I\u2019ll sue!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Devil laughs. \u201cWhere are YOU going to get a lawyer?\u201d<\/p>\n
???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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