{"id":24099,"date":"2026-08-31T22:06:15","date_gmt":"2026-08-31T22:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24099"},"modified":"2026-08-31T22:06:15","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T22:06:15","slug":"grandpas-dangerous-compliment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24099","title":{"rendered":"Grandpa\u2019s Dangerous Compliment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5506-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5506-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_5506.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nGrandma sat on the couch, staring at Grandpa with a very serious expression.<br \/>\nGrandpa immediately knew he was in trouble.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat happened?\u201d he asked. \u201cWhy do you look so upset?\u201d<br \/>\nGrandma crossed her arms.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m disappointed in you.\u201d<br \/>\nGrandpa swallowed.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat did I do?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou walked right past me this morning and didn\u2019t even tell me I looked pretty!\u201d<br \/>\nGrandpa smiled.<br \/>\n\u201cOh, I didn\u2019t want to interrupt your beauty sleep.\u201d<br \/>\nGrandma raised an eyebrow.<br \/>\n\u201cBeauty sleep? I was already awake!\u201d<br \/>\nGrandpa nodded confidently.<br \/>\n\u201cExactly. Even your beauty was awake before you were!\u201d<br \/>\nGrandma tried desperately to stay angry.<br \/>\nShe lasted about three seconds before bursting out laughing.<br \/>\n\u201cYou\u2019re lucky you\u2019re funny,\u201d she said, \u201cor I\u2019d be mad at you all day!\u201d<br \/>\nGrandpa smiled proudly.<br \/>\n\u201cGood. I just saved money on flowers.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma sat on the couch, staring at Grandpa with a very serious expression. Grandpa immediately knew he was in trouble. \u201cWhat happened?\u201d he asked. \u201cWhy do you&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24100,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24099"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24101,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24099\/revisions\/24101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}