{"id":24133,"date":"2026-09-03T17:59:03","date_gmt":"2026-09-03T17:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24133"},"modified":"2026-09-03T17:59:03","modified_gmt":"2026-09-03T17:59:03","slug":"four-guys-have-been-going-on-the-same-fishing-trip-for-many-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24133","title":{"rendered":"Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nFour guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.<\/p>\n

A few days before the group\u2019s annual departure date, John\u2019s new wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn\u2019t allowed to go.<\/p>\n

John\u2019s fishing buddies are very upset that he can\u2019t go, but what can they do?<\/p>\n

Two days later the three get to the camping site, and find John sitting there, his tent up, firewood gathered, dinner roasting on the fire, and of course, drinking a cold beer.<\/p>\n

\u201cHeck, John? How long have you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d said John, \u201cI\u2019ve been here since last night.\u201d<\/p>\n

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked, \u2018Guess who?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing nothing but a see-through nightie!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cShe took my hand and lead me into the bedroom, where she\u2019d lit candles and put rose-petals all over the room.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou see, she\u2019s been reading \u201950 Shades of Grey\u2019\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOn the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cShe winked and said to tie her up and cuff her to the bed.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSo I did.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd then she said in a sexy voice,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cDo whatever you want!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, lads, here I am!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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