{"id":24146,"date":"2026-09-04T19:15:04","date_gmt":"2026-09-04T19:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24146"},"modified":"2026-09-04T19:15:04","modified_gmt":"2026-09-04T19:15:04","slug":"a-woman-was-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24146","title":{"rendered":"A woman was cleaning \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5553-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5553-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5553.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nA woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it.<\/p>\n<p>She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.<\/p>\n<p>The husband said I\u2019m sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer.<\/p>\n<p>The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said \u201cI guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad!<\/p>\n<p>Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer.<\/p>\n<p>The husband replied\u201d Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24147,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24148,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24146\/revisions\/24148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}