The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.<\/p>\n
The boss called her into his office and said, \u201cNow look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that\u2019s over.<\/p>\n
I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boss pressed on, \u201cWho told you you could come and go as youplease around here?\u201d<\/p>\n
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,. . . . \u201cMy lawyer. \u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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