{"id":24156,"date":"2026-09-05T23:55:06","date_gmt":"2026-09-05T23:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24156"},"modified":"2026-09-05T23:55:06","modified_gmt":"2026-09-05T23:55:06","slug":"are-they-warm-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24156","title":{"rendered":"Are they warm yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nLittle Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow.<\/p>\n

After about an hour, his friend\u2019s mother called them back inside and had them remove their goloshes and gloves.<\/p>\n

Johnny\u2019s friend\u2019s mom was a tall voluptuous, woman who would warm her son\u2019s hands by putting them between her thighs.<\/p>\n

So as usual, when her son came in from playing in the snow, she asked if his hands were cold, to which he replied \u201cyes\u201d.<\/p>\n

She then put them together and stuck them between her warm thighs.<\/p>\n

After a few minutes, she asked \u201care they warm yet?\u201d and the little boy said \u201cyes\u201d.<\/p>\n

Johnny watched his friend and waited for his turn. His friend\u2019s mom then asked him if his hands were cold, to which he replied, \u201cyes\u201d.<\/p>\n

So she took his hands, put them together and stuck them between her thighs.<\/p>\n

After a few minutes, she asked if his hands were \u201cwarm yet\u201d and he said \u201cyes\u201d.<\/p>\n

So she took them out.<\/p>\n

Johnny continued to stand there with a sly grin on his face.<\/p>\n

When the mom asked<\/p>\n

\u201cwell, what is it now, Johnny? What\u2019s wrong? Johnny looked up at her and replied:<\/p>\n

\u201cMy ears are cold too!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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