An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.<\/p>\n
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.<\/p>\n
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.<\/p>\n
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.<\/p>\n
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do you feel about s*x?\u201d he asked, rather tentatively.<\/p>\n
\u201cI would like it infrequently \u201c, she replied.<\/p>\n
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,<\/p>\n
then leaned over towards her and whispered, \u201cIs that one word or two?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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