A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel.<\/p>\n
She doesn\u2019t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. A store employee is standing there with dark shades on.<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cExcuse me, sir\u2026 can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?\u201d<\/p>\n
He says, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.\u201d<\/p>\n
She didn\u2019t believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cThat\u2019s a 6\u2032 graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line\u2026 It\u2019s a good all-around rod and reel, and it\u2019s $20.00.\u201d<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cThat\u2019s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it\u2019s what I\u2019m looking for, so I\u2019ll take it.\u201d<\/p>\n
He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first, she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her\u2026 being blind, he wouldn\u2019t know that she was the only person around.<\/p>\n
He rings up the sale and says, \u201cThat will be $25.50.\u201d<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cBut didn\u2019t you say it was $20.00?\u201d<\/p>\n
He says, \u201cYes ma\u2019am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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