One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bed with a very attractive young woman.<\/p>\n
Naturally, she was very upset.<\/p>\n
You are a disrespectful pig!\u201d she cried.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow dare you do this to me! I\u2019m a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I\u2019m leaving you. I want a divorce right away!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replied, \u201cHang on just a minute, so I can at least tell you what happened.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGo ahead,\u201d she sobbed, \u201cBut they\u2019ll be the last words you\u2019ll say to me!\u201d<\/p>\n
So the husband began, \u201cWell, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe told me that she hadn\u2019t eaten for three days.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe ones you wouldn\u2019t eat because you\u2019re afraid you\u2019ll put on weight.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe poor thing devoured them in moments!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSince she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don\u2019t wear because you say they are too tight.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI also gave her the underwe@r that was your anniversary present, which you don\u2019t wear because I don\u2019t have good taste.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI found the s*xy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don\u2019t wear just to annoy her.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don\u2019t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband took a quick breath and continued,<\/p>\n
\u201cShe was so grateful for my understanding and help, that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you have anything else that your wife doesn\u2019t use?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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