A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per day to keep the job.<\/p>\n
On the first day, she absolutely crushes it\u2014eight miles! The boss is blown away.<\/p>\n
second day, she paints four miles. Not as impressive, but still meeting the requirement.<\/p>\n
On the third day, she only manages two miles. The boss raises an eyebrow but figures maybe she\u2019s just tired.<\/p>\n
By the fourth day, she barely scrapes out one mile. Frustrated, the boss finally asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s going on? You started off amazing! Why are you slowing down so much?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde wipes her forehead and sighs, \u201cWell, I\u2019m getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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