{"id":24370,"date":"2026-09-17T22:42:12","date_gmt":"2026-09-17T22:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24370"},"modified":"2026-09-17T22:42:12","modified_gmt":"2026-09-17T22:42:12","slug":"a-young-good-looking-woman-married-an-old-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24370","title":{"rendered":"A young good looking woman married an old man."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nA young good looking woman married an old man.<\/p>\n

The marriage was pretty good except for the bedroom. The old man just couldn\u2019t please her. One day they decided to go to the doctor.<\/p>\n

The woman told the doctor:
\n\u201cNo matter how long or often we try, he just can\u2019t please me.\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor said:
\n\u201cI have a solution for your problem. You guys have to find a younger man and take him with you into the b*droom.\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man was a little angry.
\n\u201cWhat the hell is the young man supposed to do he asked?\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor replied:
\n\u201cThe younger man will wave towel at your wife while you guys are intim@te.\u201d<\/p>\n

So they found a young good looking guy who was willing to wave a towel at the old man\u2019s wife, while he was trying to please her.<\/p>\n

They tried over and over, but he still couldn\u2019t please his wife.<\/p>\n

After many tries his wife suggested to swap the mens roles. The old man wasn\u2019t very happy about it, but agreed.<\/p>\n

So the young guy got on his wife and they started h@ving int*rc0urse. The old man waved the towel at his wife and watched them. After a minute his wife was finally pleased.<\/p>\n

And the old guy told the young man:
\n\u201cThis is how you\u2019re supposed to wave the towel you f*cking moron.\u201d
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\nA Misunderstanding of Biblical Proportions in the Bedroom
\nA wealthy young socialite was determined to marry her working-class boyfriend, much to her conservative mother\u2019s dismay. Realizing she couldn\u2019t stop the wedding, the mother took her daughter aside for one final, urgent piece of advice.<\/p>\n

\u201cListen to me carefully,\u201d the mother whispered dramatically. \u201cThose people have highly unusual, perverse desires in the bedroom. Just promise me one thing: if he ever asks you to \u2018roll over,\u2019 you must refuse immediately!\u201d<\/p>\n

The daughter promised, the wedding went ahead, and the couple enjoyed a perfectly happy marriage.<\/p>\n

Five years later, while lying in bed one night, the husband turned to his wife and smiled warmly. \u201cHoney, let\u2019s try something a little different tonight. I want you to roll over.\u201d
\nThe wife instantly recoiled in absolute horror, her mother\u2019s warnings flashing through her mind. \u201cNever!\u201d she shrieked. \u201cMy mother warned me about your sick, twisted mind! That is disgusting! How dare you ask me to do something so filthy?!\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband blinked in utter confusion, looked at his furious wife, and asked:<\/p>\n

\u201cBut honey\u2026 don\u2019t you want us to have children?\u201d<\/p>\n

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.<\/p>\n

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.<\/p>\n

If She Stayed In Italy To Raise The Child, He Would Also Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18.<\/p>\n

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write \u2018Spaghetti\u2019 on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.<\/p>\n

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. \u2018Honey\u2019, she said, \u2018you received a very strange post card today\u2019.<\/p>\n

\u2018Oh, really? Let me see\u2026\u2019, he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: \u2018Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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