Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding.<\/p>\n
During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.<\/p>\n
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, \u201cCharles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are k*lling me!\u201d<\/p>\n
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.<\/p>\n
\u201cHarder!\u201d yelled Camilla, \u201cHarder\u201d.<\/p>\n
Charles yelled back: \u201cI\u2019m trying, darling! But it\u2019s just so bloody tight!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCome on! Give it all you\u2019ve got!\u201d she cried.<\/p>\n
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, \u201cThere! Oh, God, that feels so good!\u201d<\/p>\n
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, \u201cSee! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a v*rgin!\u201d<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, \u201cOh, God, darling! This one\u2019s even tighter!\u201d<\/p>\n
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s my boy! He served in the Navy. Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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