There once was a very protective farmer who had three beautiful daughters.<\/p>\n
One Friday night, all three girls were going out on their very first dates.<\/p>\n
Naturally, the farmer wasn\u2019t too thrilled about the idea.<\/p>\n
So he decided to sit on the front porch cleaning his shotgun while he waited for the boys to arrive.<\/p>\n
Before long, the first young man walked up to the house and nervously said:<\/p>\n
\u201cHi sir, my name\u2019s Joe.
\nI\u2019m here for Flo.
\nWe\u2019re going to the show.
\nIs she ready to go?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer stared at him for a moment\u2026 then nodded.<\/p>\n
A little corny, but harmless enough.<\/p>\n
So Joe and Flo headed off on their date.<\/p>\n
A while later, the second boy arrived.<\/p>\n
\u201cGood evening, sir. My name\u2019s Eddy.
\nI\u2019m here for Betty.
\nWe\u2019re gonna eat spaghetti.
\nIs she ready?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer squinted suspiciously for a second\u2026 then shrugged.<\/p>\n
\u201cAlright,\u201d he muttered.<\/p>\n
Off went Eddy and Betty.<\/p>\n
Finally, the third boy walked up the driveway.<\/p>\n
He smiled and said:<\/p>\n
\u201cHi sir, my name\u2019s Chuck\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n
and \u201cBANG\u201d the farmer shot him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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