Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v*rgin.<\/p>\n
So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother\u2019s house, she was nervous.<\/p>\n
But her mother reassured her.<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry Maria. Tony\u2019s a good man. Go upstairs, and he\u2019ll take care of you.\u201d<\/p>\n
So up she went.<\/p>\n
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his h@iry ch-est.<\/p>\n
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cMama Mama, Tony\u2019s got a big h@iry ch-est.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry Maria,\u201d says the mother, \u201cAll good men have h@iry che-sts. Go upstairs. He\u2019ll take good care of you.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, up she went again.<\/p>\n
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony to-ok off his p@nts exposing his h@iry legs.<\/p>\n
Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother.<\/p>\n
\u201cMama Mama, Tony to-ok off his p@nts, and he\u2019s got h@iry legs!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry Maria,\u201d says the mother, \u201cAll good men have hairy legs. Tony\u2019s a good man. Go upstairs, and he\u2019ll take good care of you.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, up she went again.<\/p>\n
When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing all five toes.<\/p>\n
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.<\/p>\n
\u201cMama Mama, Tony\u2019s only got a foot and a half!\u201d<\/p>\n
Her mother replies, \u201cStay here and stir the pasta,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is a job for Mama!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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