Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind.<\/p>\n
Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her:<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do you put an elephant in the fridge?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher, amused, said, \u201cI don\u2019t know, how?\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny then said, \u201cYou open the door and put it in there!\u201d<\/p>\n
Then Little Johnny asked the teacher another question<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do you put a giraffe in the fridge?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher then replied, \u201cOhh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny said, \u201cNo, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then he asked another question:<\/p>\n
\u201cAll the animals went to the tiger\u2019s birthday party, except for one animal, which one was it?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher a bit confused and said \u201cThe tiger?\u201d<\/p>\n
Then Little Johnny said,<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, the giraffe because he\u2019s still in the fridge.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then he asked her just one more question:<\/p>\n
\u201cIf there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher then says: \u201cWell. you would walk over the bridge.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then Little Johnny says<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the tiger\u2019s birthday party!\u201d<\/p>\n
She laughs and walks away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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