*A sign in a shoe repair store*: \u201cWe will heel you, We will save your sole, we will even dye for you!\u201d<\/p>\n
At an *Eye Clinic* : \u201cIf you don\u2019t see what you\u2019re looking for, You\u2019ve come to the right place.\u201d;<\/p>\n
On a *Plumber\u2019s truck* : \u201cWe repair what your husband fixed\u201d;<\/p>\n
On an *Electrician\u2019s truck* : \u201cLet us remove your shorts\u201d;<\/p>\n
In a *Non-smoking Area* : \u201cIf we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action\u201d;<\/p>\n
At a *Car Dealership* : \u201cThe best way to get back on your feet \u2013 miss a car payment.\u201d;<\/p>\n
At the *Electric Company* : \u201cWe would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don\u2019t, YOU will be de-lighted.\u201d;<\/p>\n
In a *Restaurant window* : \u201cDon\u2019t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.\u201d;<\/p>\n
In the front yard of a *Funeral Home* : \u201cDrive carefully. We\u2019ll wait.\u201d;<\/p>\n
Last but not least and I LOVE THIS\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n
Sign on the back of *Septic Tank Truck* :<\/p>\n
*\u201dCaution \u2013 This Truck is full of Political Promises\u201d*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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