{"id":24437,"date":"2026-09-29T22:38:20","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T22:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24437"},"modified":"2026-09-29T22:38:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T22:38:20","slug":"a-man-is-stranded-on-a-desert-island-for-10-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24437","title":{"rendered":"A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nA man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.<\/p>\n

One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.<\/p>\n

She says to him, \u201cTell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n

He replies \u201cTen years\u201d and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.<\/p>\n

She then asks, \u201cTell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar?\u201d<\/p>\n

He replies \u201cAgain, 10 years\u201d and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from within her swimsuit and he starts smoking.<\/p>\n

She then seductively unzips her swimsuit and says, \u201cNow tell me\u2026.how long has it been since you\u2019ve had some real fun?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy god\u201d he replies. \u201cDon\u2019t tell me you\u2019ve got a playstation in there!\u201d
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\nA Blonde Bought A New Car.<\/p>\n

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend.<\/p>\n

She reached there in a few hours.
\nAfter spending a few days there, she decided to return and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.<\/p>\n

But she didn\u2019t come home that evening or the next day.<\/p>\n

When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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