A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.<\/p>\n
After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn\u2019t dressed for church.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSimple. I\u2019m not going.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I\u2019ll give you three pretty good reasons why I\u2019m not going.<\/p>\n
First of all, the church is cold in the morning.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s just cold. Second, no one there likes me.<\/p>\n
Everyone is always talking about me behind my back.<\/p>\n
And third, most important of all, I just don\u2019t feel like going!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I\u2019ll give you three pretty good reasons why you ARE going.<\/p>\n
First of all, the church isn\u2019t cold in the morning; it\u2019s warm.<\/p>\n
Second, I think, or I\u2019m pretty sure, that there are some people there who do like you, and third you\u2019re the minister, so get dressed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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