{"id":24453,"date":"2026-10-01T09:55:34","date_gmt":"2026-10-01T09:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24453"},"modified":"2026-10-01T09:55:34","modified_gmt":"2026-10-01T09:55:34","slug":"a-woman-asks-her-husband-at-breakfast-time-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24453","title":{"rendered":"A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nA woman asks her husband at breakfast time,<\/p>\n

\u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?\u201d<\/p>\n

He declines. \u201cThanks for asking, but I\u2019m not hungry right now.
\nIt\u2019s this Viagra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the edge off my appetite.\u201d<\/p>\n

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
\n\u201cHow about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?\u201d
\nHe declines. \u201cThe Viagra,\u201d he says, \u201cIts really spoiled my need for food.\u201d<\/p>\n

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
\n\u201cWould you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?\u201d
\nHe declines again. \u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cit\u2019s got to be the Viagra. I\u2019m still not hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d she says, \u201cWould you mind getting off me? I\u2019m bloody starving.\u201d
\n\"\"
\nLittle Timmy Learned the Wrong Definitions<\/p>\n

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word \u201csh*t\u201d.<\/p>\n

He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him \u201ccoats and jackets\u201d.<\/p>\n

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word \u201cf**cking\u201d, and for a second time, asked his father what it meant.
\nHis father promptly said \u201ccooking\u201d.<\/p>\n

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words \u201cb*tch*s and h*es\u201d.
\nHe went home and his father told him it meant \u201cgrandpa and grandma\u201d.<\/p>\n

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
\nTimmy answered the door with glee and says: \u201cHey bi*tch*s and h*es! I\u2019ll take your sh*t to the closet cause dad\u2019s in the kitchen f**king the turkey!\u201d<\/p>\n

The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s interesting,\u201d she said. \u201cHow do you make babies?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s simple,\u201d replied the girl. \u201cYou just change \u2018y\u2019 to \u2018i\u2019 and add \u2018es\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!<\/p>\n

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, \u201cHow was I born?\u201d
\n\u201cWell, honey\u2026\u201d said the slightly prudish parent, \u201cAn angel brought you to us.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh,\u201d said the boy.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, how did you and Daddy get born?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, the angel brought us too.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, how were Grandpa and Grandma born?\u201d he persisted.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, darling, the angel brought them too!\u201d said the parent.<\/p>\n

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher, who read with confusion the opening sentence: \u201cThis report has been very difficult to write because there hasn\u2019t been a natural birth in my family for three generations.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!! SO CUTE!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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