A young good looking woman married an old man.<\/p>\n
The marriage was pretty good except for the bedroom. The old man just couldn\u2019t please her. One day they decided to go to the doctor.<\/p>\n
The woman told the doctor:
\n\u201cNo matter how long or often we try, he just can\u2019t please me.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor said:
\n\u201cI have a solution for your problem. You guys have to find a younger man and take him with you into the b*droom.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man was a little angry.
\n\u201cWhat the hell is the young man supposed to do he asked?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor replied:
\n\u201cThe younger man will wave towel at your wife while you guys are intim@te.\u201d<\/p>\n
So they found a young good looking guy who was willing to wave a towel at the old man\u2019s wife, while he was trying to please her.<\/p>\n
They tried over and over, but he still couldn\u2019t please his wife.<\/p>\n
After many tries his wife suggested to swap the mens roles. The old man wasn\u2019t very happy about it, but agreed.<\/p>\n
So the young guy got on his wife and they started h@ving int*rc0urse. The old man waved the towel at his wife and watched them. After a minute his wife was finally pleased.<\/p>\n
And the old guy told the young man:
\n\u201cThis is how you\u2019re supposed to wave the towel you f*cking moron.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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