{"id":24474,"date":"2026-10-02T09:47:02","date_gmt":"2026-10-02T09:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24474"},"modified":"2026-10-02T09:47:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T09:47:02","slug":"johnny-had-a-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=24474","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Had a Question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820-167x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820-167x300.jpeg 167w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820-572x1024.jpeg 572w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><br \/>\nJohnny Had a Question<\/p>\n<p>A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn\u2019t paying attention, so she asks him, \u201cIf there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny says, \u201cNone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher asks, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny says, \u201cBecause the shot scared them all off.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher says, \u201cNo, two, but I like how you\u2019re thinking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny asks the teacher, \u201cIf you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher says, \u201cThe one sucking her ice cream.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny says, \u201cNo, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you\u2019re thinking!\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820-167x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820-167x300.jpeg 167w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820-572x1024.jpeg 572w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_5820.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><br \/>\nWhere Do Dates Grow?<br \/>\nThe teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?<\/p>\n<p>Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?<br \/>\nThe class is silent.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny Had a Question A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn\u2019t paying attention, so she asks him, \u201cIf there are three ducks&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24475,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24476,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24474\/revisions\/24476"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}