A man has been fishing by the lake all day.<\/p>\n
\u2026 and he catches nothing.<\/p>\n
He decides to give up, but on his way home he notices a boy fishing a few feet away.<\/p>\n
The man immediately notices that the boy has caught several buckets of fish, and then he sees him catch another one.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me,\u201d the man says, \u201cI haven\u2019t caught much around here. I have to ask, what\u2019s your secret?\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy pauses for a moment, then mumbles, \u201chmmm mmmph mmm mmph mmm hmm mmmph\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m sorry, can you say it again?\u201d<\/p>\n
The child repeats a little louder this time, \u201chmmm mmmph mmm mmph mmm mmm mmm hmm mmmph!<\/p>\n
\u201cI still don\u2019t understand, I\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n
Finally, the boy spits something on his hand and yells,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou have to keep your worms warm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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