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\nTwo Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.<\/p>\n
\nTwo Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.<\/p>\n
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter<\/p>\n
He replies \u201cYes I do!\u201d and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter<\/p>\n
Surprised the guy asks \u201cWhere did you get this?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy replies \u201cOh I have a personal genie.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first man asks \u201cCan I make a wish? \u201d<\/p>\n
Sure says the other man \u201cJust make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOk I will\u201d says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants<\/p>\n
The man says \u201d I want a Million Bucks \u201d<\/p>\n
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head .<\/p>\n
And the guy says to the other \u201d Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?\u201d<\/p>\n
The other man replies \u201cI know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC\u201d
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\nA little girl asked her Mom,<\/p>\n
\u201cMom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?\u201d<\/p>\n
Mom replies, \u201cNo, because she is in h*at.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s that mean?\u201d asked the child.<\/p>\n
\u201cGo ask your father. I think he\u2019s in the garage.\u201d<\/p>\n
The little girl goes to the garage and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cDad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?<\/p>\n
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in h*at, and to come to you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dad said, \u201cBring Belle over here.\u201d<\/p>\n
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog\u2019s b*cks*de with it to disguise the scent, and said, \u201cOK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.\u201d<\/p>\n
The little girl left \u2026..and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.<\/p>\n
Surprised, Dad asked, \u201cWhere\u2019s Belle?\u201d<\/p>\n
(YOU\u2019RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)<\/p>\n
The little girl said, \u201cShe ran out of gas about halfway down the
\nblock, so another dog is pushing her home. <\/p>\n
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.<\/p>\n
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
\nDuring the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, \u201cHonda, very fast! Made in Japan!\u201d<\/p>\n
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, \u201cToyota, very fast! Made in Japan!\u201d<\/p>\n
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, \u201cMitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!\u201d<\/p>\n
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$150.<\/p>\n
The Japanese exclaimed, \u201cWah\u2026 so expensive!\u201d<\/p>\n
There upon, the driver yelled back, \u201cMeter, very fast! Made in Japan!\u201d<\/p>\n
Neighbours Daughter\u2026<\/p>\n
Son:\u201dDaddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!\u201d<\/p>\n
Father : \u201cThat\u2019s great son. Who is she?\u201d<\/p>\n
Son: \u201cIt\u2019s Tina, the neighbor\u2019s daughter\u201d.<\/p>\n
Father : \u201cOhhh I wish you hadn\u2019t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later<\/p>\n
Son : \u201cDaddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!\u201d<\/p>\n
Father : \u201cThat\u2019s great son. Who is she?\u201d<\/p>\n
Son: \u201cIt\u2019s Peny, the other neighbor\u2019s daughter.\u201d<\/p>\n
Father : \u201cOhhhh I wish you hadn\u2019t said that. Peny is also your sister.\u201d<\/p>\n
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.<\/p>\n
Son : \u201cMum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can\u2019t date any of them because daddy is their father!\u201d
\nThe mother hugs him affectionately and says:<\/p>\n
\u201cMy love, you can date whoever you want. Don\u2019t listen to him. He is not your Father.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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