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\nA very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.<\/p>\n
\nA very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.<\/p>\n
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
\n\u201cExcuse me Father, could I ask a favor?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course my child, What can I do for you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHere is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have
\nreally gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under
\nyour cassock?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions\u201d, and she gave him the \u2018hair remover\u2019.<\/p>\n
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, \u201cFather, do you have anything to declare?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFrom the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son\u201d,he replied.<\/p>\n
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, \u201cAnd from the sash down, what do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest replied, \u201cI have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.\u201d<\/p>\n
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, \u201cGo ahead Father. Next!\u201d<\/p>\n
A woman was h*ving a daytime *ff*ir while her husband was at work.<\/p>\n
One rainy day she was in b*d with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband\u2019s car pull into the driveway. \u2018Oh my God \u2013 Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband\u2019s home early!\u2019
\nI can\u2019t jump out the window. It\u2019s raining out there!\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018If my husband catches us in here, he\u2019ll k*ll us both!\u2019 she replied. \u2018He\u2019s got a hot temper and a g*n, so the rain is the least of your problems!\u2019<\/p>\n
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window!<\/p>\n
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town\u2019s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.<\/p>\n
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity jogged closer.<\/p>\n
Do you always run in the n*de?\u2019 one asked.<\/p>\n
Oh yes!\u2019 he replied, gasping in air. \u2018It feels so wonderfully free!\u2019<\/p>\n
Another runner moved a long side. \u2018Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Oh, yes\u2019 our friend answered breathlessly. \u2018That way I can get
\ndressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!\u2019<\/p>\n
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, \u2018Do you<\/p>\n
always w*ar a c*nd*m when you run?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Nope.. just when it\u2019s raining.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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